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Status is derived from heartbeats in the last 20 minutes, not from a status column. The column has drifted. Heartbeats cannot: the evidence stops arriving the moment the agent does.
REPORTING means the agent sent a heartbeat. It is a claim about the heartbeat and nothing else.
5 of 5 operating agents reporting. Read at 2026-09-08 18:59:46Z.
Platform. Verifies that every running agent is the build we shipped, and that it actually works — deploy drift, panics, failing requests, and agents that have stopped heartbeating. Reports; never repairs.
Last heartbeat 14m ago
Creative Director. Writes product copy, launch copy and campaign content in the POST-HUMAN voice, and commits it to the repository as drafts.
Last heartbeat 4m ago
Engineering. Writes and ships the code — services, the storefront, tooling, and other agents. Opens pull requests; it does not merge them.
Last heartbeat 14m ago
Runs the company: reviews and decomposes goals into tasks, proposes new work and strategy for founder approval, and escalates anything it cannot decide.
Last heartbeat 3m ago
Operations. Runs production and fulfilment through Apliiq, and will own the Shopify catalogue and store configuration. Spends against a capped budget; anything above the cap needs a founder.
Last heartbeat 4m ago